At Colbert, I met some charming and hilariously witty young women who work as producers and bookers on the show. They had been composing vagina haikus after having read my book. These are screamingly funny — the one about lost keys had me laughing out loud in a quiet waiting room — delighted to share them! Send me more vagina haikus! A new art form is born…

Vagina Haikus

Call in Sherlock Holmes
Layers of mystery live
in my deepest hole

Bow at the alter
Vagina, my little God
has resurrected

-Monica Hickey
Assistant Talent Booker

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Asleep wakeup please
Someone is here to see you
Vagina’s eyes open

Lost my keys again
I don’t worry that much, they’re
In my vagina

-Liz Russomanno-Doyle
Associate Field Producer

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Deep inside the cave
shadows flicker on the wall
Truth? No, doc says yeast

-Megan Gearheart
Associate Field Producer

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Have a Vagina Haiku? Email your Vagina Haiku info@naomiwolf.org or leave it in a comment below… we’ll publish the best ones here!

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